Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
when you follow somebody and a day later are like “oh no this is not going to work” but don’t want to unfollow them so quickly bc u feel rude so you either put up w/ it or blacklist their url until an appropriate amount of time has passed to unfollow them even tho they probably won’t even notice u unfollowed them
get to know me meme: [5/5] favorite movies » the virgin suicides
↳ What we have here is a dreamer. Someone completely out of touch with reality.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN
THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW