true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
♡ i can’t help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I’m kinda difficult but it’s always someone else’s fault ♡
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife